Thursday, April 14, 2011

Pick up lines (;

Always make me laugh:)

Do you believe in first sight? Or should I walk by again?

I lost my teddy bear, will you sleep with me tonight?

Do you work at subway? Because you just gave me a footlong!

Screw me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?

Do I know you? Because you look a lot like my next girlfriend.

Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.

I have a snake and he wants to enter your garden.

If you were a booger, I would pick you first(:

freckles mcgill:)

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