Pick up lines (;

Always make me laugh:)

My socks are having a party, do your pants want to come down?

The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.

Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.

If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.

Do you believe in first sight? Or should I walk by again?

I lost my teddy bear, will you sleep with me tonight?

A boy gives a girl 12 roses. 11 fake, 1 real and he says to her " I will stop loving you when all the roses die"

See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I'm cute.

Do you work at subway? Because you just gave me a footlong!

Screw me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?

Do I know you? Because you look a lot like my next girlfriend.

Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants.

I've noticed you noticing me and I'm just giving you notice that I've noticed you!

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.

I have a snake and he wants to enter your garden.

If you were a booger, I would pick you first(:

freckles mcgill:)