Always make me laugh:)
Do you believe in first sight? Or should I walk by again?
I lost my teddy bear, will you sleep with me tonight?
A boy gives a girl 12 roses. 11 fake, 1 real and he says to her " I will stop loving you when all the roses die"
Do you work at subway? Because you just gave me a footlong!
Screw me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?
Do I know you? Because you look a lot like my next girlfriend.
Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.
I have a snake and he wants to enter your garden.
If you were a booger, I would pick you first(: